funnyandhilarious:

Human, You Drink This Stuff? »

hannibaalecter:

Hannibal Lecter meme [1/10 scenes] - Courtesy Call

skookumthesamoyed:

Helping dad in the kitchen! Help him choppy and peely and boily!

faithtrustandblogdisney:

this is my favorite thing ever omg.

yungyen:

liteskint:

vinebox:

When you wake up and think you’re late for school

!!!!!

this gon be me now

unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

midnightcowboy1969:

"im sorry i dont watch movies….. i watch films”

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

if you are a youngling in high school then please do your homework please try your very best i am fucking begging you please do better than i did please jesus just do your homework ask for help switch up your studying tactics if they’re not doin it for you just fucking please do your best i am begging you don’t fuck up as hard as i did and for the love of god try to get a good night’s rest as often as possible i don’t want you guys to feel like i do

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

pinkhairandbubblegum:

Hello again my gorgeous Lushies!

Whether you are getting ready to head to a dorm or just going into middle school you could always use a little pampering! This giveaway features dorm friendly and fresh feeling products! I have a few things I am looking to bestow onto a lucky lushie so here we goooo!

RULES:

  • Cannot be a LUSH Cosmetics employee. (This is because we get a lovely discount and I would rather someone who can’t always afford Lush products to have some.)
  • Must be 18 or have a parents permission to give out your name/address.
  • Reblog once only. Multiples will be disqualified. Likes do not count.
  • You don’t have to be following me but followers will get two extra bonus prizes. Shipping is US only.
  • No giveaway blogs please!

THE PRIZES

  • Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly
  • Dream Cream Hand & Body Lotion (Small Size)
  • Ocean Salt Face & Body Scrub (Small Size)
  • Lemony Flutter Cuticle Butter (Sample Size)
  • Bubblegum Lip Scrub
  • Honey Trap Lip Balm
  • Happy Hippy Shower Gel
  • Each Peach Massage Bar (Small Size)

If you are following me you will be able to pick one retro item off the website (ten dollar value) and one online only perfume sample.

Winner will be chosen by a random number generator. Contest ends August 15th!

GOOD LUCK AND STAY BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE!

oddman11:

remember when the internet immortalized the picture of the couple kissing in the vancouver riots?

forget white people kissing in inappropriate places the only picture that belongs in the louvre is the picture of the man in the american flag shirt hurling a tear gas canister back while holding a chip bag in his other hand.

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