leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

littlemsmeanie:

lanashiftdelrey:

smashing your pinky toe and trying to act cool like

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So true!!!

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love but because one person loves too much and the other loves too little.
Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

dominouk:

Me when someone pisses me off.

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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frenums:
becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.