leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
having multiple tests on the same day
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Me when someone pisses me off.
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.
I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.